Oh Poo!

Oh poo indeed...poo all over my BRAND NEW EXPENSIVE TRAINERS!!!!!!!!!!

And.. even worse - ALL OVER MY BUM!!!

And no - it wasn't my poo...

Some idiotic dog owner let their dog do their business in the park, then didn't clear it up. So some innocent runner (i.e. me) went running in her brand new (still blindingly white) trainers and ran through it all. But unfortunately she didn't realise, so when she finished running and did her stretches, she ended up getting the dog poo, which was all over the sole and heel of one of her trainers, all over her bum (luckily she was wearing posh running shorts - she's not the kind of girl to go running in public naked!). But she still didn't realise, so got in her boyfriend's car, with poo all over her shoes and bum and sat there all the way home. It was only just as they got back to the flat that the smell alerted the unsuspecting couple of the horrific incident that they had been so unaware of. It was like a poo massacre!! It was everywhere, and it was soooo smelly and disgusting!!

Why can't people be more responsible. It's really not on. Although it's really my fault - I told two people at work yesterday that they smelt of poo (yes, I am super mature I know!), and then karma went and gave me a big old heap of smelly poo myself!! What out what you do people, because it'll come back to you threefold!

On a plus note, me and Tom ran another 4 miles yesterday quite easily. Things are slowly getting better...